I’m used to being asked for pens by kids on the street, but the other day a few of my co workers got in on the game. I was writing some letters home and was using these sparkly jelly roll pens that I found among my stuff. I somewhat stupidly left the package on my desk as I was writing notes. Well one of my coworkers came in and unabashedly said give me one. I said no I won’t give you one, because the moment you walk out of my door everyone else here will want one and I will end up with no pens and won’t have enough to share. He begged me and promised that no one else would ask me for a pen.
Whadda ya know– literally 1 minute later another coworker walked in and asked me for a pen. By now I had gotten a bit smarte
r and only kept 2 pens on my desk and hid the rest in a drawer. But he looked at my two pens and said they’re so pretty- give me one. I said no i don’t have anymore and I asked him if he had talked to the guy who was in my office just before. He said said “who and you do have more pens and I want one”. So UMMMMPPPHHHHH— I gave him one.
When I told my first coworker about how the other guy came in right after him he couldn’t believe it and insisted that we 3 talk about it. Both pleaded innocent to knowing about the other’s pen. The moral of the story is that if you are seen to have something- it doesn’t matter what it is it’s fair game for someone to ask you for it- whether it’s eggs or fruit that you just bought or a pretty pen.







